There is a king sitting in his thrown, and the queen in her thrown.
Servant enters.
Servant: Your highness, two people named Bob and Kelly have come and are wondering if they can open a shop called "The Spanish Roses" They got the name from the "The English Roses" would you like to meet them?
King: Of course I do! Bring them in.
Servant: As you wish king.
Bob and Kelly and Servant enter. Bob and Kelly kneel, the servant doesn't, the queen points to the servant, and the servant kneels.
Bob: Your highness, We were wondering if we could open our shop, it is a cafe named-
King: I know, first I want to try the food.
Kelly: As you wish your highness.
Both Bob and Kelly exit.
Queen: Sweetie, how about we let the workers open their shop, and any other workers, so we don't have to meet every worker every day.
King: NEVER! What if the workers are doing a joke, what is the food makes all our people sick! WHAT IT-
Queen: Then, how about you don't try the food, the servant does, so, you won't die!
King: Good point.
Queen: Okay then.
King: Servant!
Servant enters in a hurry.
Servant: Yes your highness?
King: Well, when the food comes over, I want you to taste the food, not me, because it might make me sick. If it makes you sick, then I will send the nurse over, do you understand?
Servant: Yes.
Bob and Kelly enter with a box of food.
Kelly: Here is the food your highness.
Servant: He is telling my to eat it to see if it tastes good.
Bob: Okay, here you go.
Servants eats.
Servant: mmmm.... Very good.
King: Then let me try eating this.
Bob: As you wish.
King eats
King: This food is DISGUSTING! I WILL NOT LET YOU OPEN THE SHOP! EVER!!!!!!
Kelly: You must of had a bad bite! Here have this.
King: This is all.
King eats
King: mmm... quite- DI- DELICIOUS!
The End.
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