Monday, August 16, 2010

This food is DISGUSTING!

Place
There is a king sitting in his thrown, and the queen in her thrown.
Servant enters.

Servant: Your highness, two people named Bob and Kelly have come and are wondering if they can open a shop called "The Spanish Roses" They got the name from the "The English Roses" would you like to meet them?

King: Of course I do! Bring them in.
Servant: As you wish king.

Bob and Kelly and Servant enter. Bob and Kelly kneel, the servant doesn't, the queen points to the servant, and the servant kneels.

Bob: Your highness, We were wondering if we could open our shop, it is a cafe named-
King: I know, first I want to try the food.

Kelly: As you wish your highness.

Both Bob and Kelly exit.
Queen: Sweetie, how about we let the workers open their shop, and any other workers, so we don't have to meet every worker every day.

King: NEVER! What if the workers are doing a joke, what is the food makes all our people sick! WHAT IT-

Queen: Then, how about you don't try the food, the servant does, so, you won't die!

King: Good point.

Queen: Okay then.

King: Servant!

Servant enters in a hurry.

Servant: Yes your highness?

King: Well, when the food comes over, I want you to taste the food, not me, because it might make me sick. If it makes you sick, then I will send the nurse over, do you understand?

Servant: Yes.

Bob and Kelly enter with a box of food.

Kelly: Here is the food your highness.

Servant: He is telling my to eat it to see if it tastes good.

Bob: Okay, here you go.

Servants eats.

Servant: mmmm.... Very good.

King: Then let me try eating this.

Bob: As you wish.

King eats

King: This food is DISGUSTING! I WILL NOT LET YOU OPEN THE SHOP! EVER!!!!!!

Kelly: You must of had a bad bite! Here have this.

King: This is all.

King eats

King: mmm... quite- DI- DELICIOUS!


The End.